Commander Valiant Thor
Asteroid YB35 is being flanked and trajectory controlled by Universal Protection Ships. It is due to pass safely by Planet Earth and our Tech ships escorting will assure the safety of the planet and that the trajectory will not change. The scheduled impact with Planet Earth in 2087 will also be averted by our ships barring interference.
The ships will be for a time in target range of Earth protection technology. I ask politely that these ships not be targeted with any destruct Technology, as if so I will pull them out immediately for their protection and all Asteroid and Comet protection will be removed from that arena for future events.
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Universal High Command
Headquarters Altair 5
Univ. Cmdr. V. Thor
By Alien Implant Technology
V. Terese Thor